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Police are working on the possibility that the hijacking of Flight America One with 50 States and one federal district on board was an inside job. The spotlight of suspicion shifted to the Board of the airline America Inc after a tip-off by 10 million bloggers.

The aircraft took off on a routine flight from Revolution to the Promised Land in 1787 and aside from encountering some turbulence around 1861, the crew reported no problems until it became evident something was amiss when it made unscheduled and inexplicable detours over Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Iraq, Libya, Oman, Chile, Angola, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Lebanon, Grenada, Honduras, Phillipines, Panama, Liberia, Kuwait, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Albania, Sudan, Yemen, Macedonia, Afghanistan, Colombia, Haiti and Pakistan.

It is believed the hijackers took over whilst the passengers were asleep and everyone awoke to find their constitution had been tossed overboard and their wallets had been emptied. One or two of the passengers managed to send messages of distress to the outside world via their iphones on Facebook and a desperate search is now on to find the missing constitution, although hope is diminishing that it will be found alive.

Reports suggest that many passengers were too stunned to react, some tried to pretend it wasn’t happening and continue watching the in-flight movie ("The President's Brain is Missing") others tried to join the hijackers, whilst others made a desperate attempt to take back the aircraft and were beaten up by the hijackers and some of the other passengers.

The hijackers are believed to be members of the notorious terrorist organisation MIC, which operates in 94 countries worldwide, is known to be active in at least 12 war zones and has been linked to at least 249,000 deaths in recent years. MIC may itself be linked in turn to Al Qaeda and other three-letter terrorist factions such as CIA, the IRS and CNN worldwide.

Investigating the possibility that the hijack may have been an inside job, with the board of America Inc now under investigation, detectives are following leads that suggest America One’s Captain, B Obama, may also be involved as he cooperated with the criminal gang with what some say was a “very unhealthy degree of enthusiasm”. It now appears that his passport and qualifications were forged and he may not even be qualified to fly an aircraft at all.

Motives for the hijacking are as yet unclear. 

They may be purely monetary as it is known that the leaders of MIC have an addiction to money but there are fears in some quarters as the flight makes yet another detour, this time over Syria, that this may be a suicide mission and the hijackers intend to crash the aircraft into China.

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